Lemma 1: Making puns is evil.
Lemma 2: Evil people deserve retribution.
Extrapolation 1: People who make puns are evil.
Extrapolation 2: People who make puns deserve retribution.
Conclusion: The next time you hear someone make a pun (and every time thereafter), you should (morally speaking) punch him or her in the mouth, while holding a bottle of vanilla extract in your fist.
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