A new game in an old game

The game is called Guess Whorrible?

You play with a regular Guess Who? set. But instead of asking questions such as "Does your person have a moustache?" and the like, you ask questions like "Has your person ever taken time off work to play a new video game?" or "Has your person ever sold a bodily fluid?"

Boo Tooth

There is a quick and easy way to make yourself look like a total douche: wear a bluetooth headset all the time.

Bam!

I always get the words 'depository' and 'suppository' mixed up in the worst possible way. I'll leave it to your imagination.

So... I came up with this to remind myself: "Sup yours!"

Tit huggers! They're just like the face huggers in Alien, except they latch onto breasts (so you can have two at once! twice the scary!) and do their thing.

All races tremble before....

THE EUGANITOR!

Cleaning up genetic messes, one inferior race at a time!

It's MAGIC!

I should buy a bunch of Magic 8 Balls, break them open, clean the blue off them and resell them to geeks as Magic D20s.