Tit huggers! They're just like the face huggers in Alien, except they latch onto breasts (so you can have two at once! twice the scary!) and do their thing.

All races tremble before....

THE EUGANITOR!

Cleaning up genetic messes, one inferior race at a time!

It's MAGIC!

I should buy a bunch of Magic 8 Balls, break them open, clean the blue off them and resell them to geeks as Magic D20s.

Another Seth and Grumpers

Today's S&G is titled: Sonnet Fu

Please avoid enjoying this doggerel at all costs. Its prosaic and clumsy attempt to hack down the tree of humor is an insult to the art form. The author's execution should be aired on prime time television.

The latest S&G

Here's the latest Seth and Grumpers -- the world's worst web comic.

You know that experiment where you put chicken bones in vinegar and they eventually get all rubbery?

Well, what if you could hold a mouthful of vinegar for a real long time? Then your teeth would get all rubbery and awesome!

Science!

Time for PUNishment

Lemma 1: Making puns is evil.
Lemma 2: Evil people deserve retribution.

Extrapolation 1: People who make puns are evil.
Extrapolation 2: People who make puns deserve retribution.

Conclusion: The next time you hear someone make a pun (and every time thereafter), you should (morally speaking) punch him or her in the mouth, while holding a bottle of vanilla extract in your fist.